I was introduced to Dollface Barbie via a Nicki Minaj tweet. It was a link to a youtube video that he did spoofing Nicki Minaj. Since then I’ve been in love with him. His youtube videos are great. He cracks me up! And he really does keep it real, which I appreciate realist to realist. If you haven’t subscribed to his youtube, or if you’re not following him on twitter then what are you waiting for? Click that button homie! He will make you laugh and he will make you think, which is a great combination. Whether you disagree or agree, love him or hate him, you will never forget him. I love his personal style. Keyword: personal. I love that he don’t give an EFF. He wears what he wants. More people need to follow suit. Stop tryna dress to impress everyone but yourself. We need more trendsetters out here ya feel me. Dollface Barbie’s pretty behind is here to stay so please don’t sleep on him!!!
The love i have for Drake is unexplainable; it’s actually kinda ridiculous lol. Why would I love a man that I’ve never met? Cuz he’s made out of awesomeness, that’s why! I can listen to “Thank Me Later” all day everyday…oh wait I already do. Y’all seen those videos where Drake brings a fan on stage and he be kissin all over her? YEAH RIGHT!! I would’ve fainted twice before I even go on stage. I would’ve been laying there lifeless, his very own black Snow White. Only a kiss from my prince would revive me! Lol. I’m so serious right now. I’m tryna tell y’all. I’m counting don the days I see him in concert august 13th. Wow it’s so close yet so far! I love him so much that I need a Drake fix daily. I must hear a song, see a pic, or a video, go to his twitter page, something!! I must have something Drake every single day. Can’t go a day without him. Y’all think I’m weird, that’s fine! I don’t give an EFF what nobody thinks! POW!!
We have a black president but what does that mean? I pray that one day we all will get UN-brainwashed from believing that white or light is RIGHT. From the media, to the way we are raised, and society as a whole, we all have it in the back of our heads that "if we were white we wouldn't have the struggles that we have". Or "if I was light I would be considered more beautiful". We still have this slave mindset that we need to get out of with the quickness!
And now it is to the point where the white man ain't even doing the brainwashing anymore but it's US...it's black folks! I've heard so many black people talk like being 'dark' is an insult. I've been guilty of this before too, not gonna lie. We need to stop that though. Those rappers and signers with their music videos where they only cast the light-skinned girl as the love interest. Can y'all get some sistas in the videos please? Dang! And what are the parents saying to their children? Because these kids ain't getting these ideas from thin air. If you do not believe me watch this:
I know this is an extreme example because this kid is just crazy!! But some people really do think this way...it's disgusting!!
Now who in the EFF taught these kids this? This truly breaks my heart. Bottom line we need to rid ourselves of this crap. Black, white, dark, light it is all BEAUTIFUL just the same. I hope we will come to realize this one day.
Expectations were high for Expo this year for the 40th IBE…but I should have known something was up when it took 3 months for me to get my tickets!!! ANY-WHO we started off our Expo activities with the ALL-WHITE AFFAIR hosted by Idris Elba, Mike Epps, and Tiraji P. Henson, dj’d by the one and only Kid Capri! The party was fun, laid-back, classy…lots of old heads. Fizz and I was decked out lookin fly in our white. My roomie met up with us later wearing anything but white lmao!! Typical! We saw our friends from Day 26, Mike Epps, and Clifton Powell on the streets after the party. I also saw Wesley Jonathan again…lol I’m almost 100 percent sure he recognized me because he was mean muggin me haha (read “Meeting Celebs Isn’t Always Fun”) to understand what I’m talking about.
We headed home and rested up for our busy Saturday. We went to lunch at Alcatraz where we concocted our signature Stunnafizz cocktail via Jaime Alvarado (ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO). Had a nice little time there…then we headed to the convention center to check out the vendors and Dru Hill. On the way we were “robbed” by some street hustlers. “BAMBOOZLED AND HOODWINKED ALL IN THE SAME DAY…CANT TAKE ALL THIS TOMFOOLERY”. I will not talk more about this incident. Lol.
After getting our Dru Hill fix we head to Conseco Fieldhouse for the celebrity basketball game featuring your fave stars from Mike Epps, Clifton Powell, to NBA stars like Dominique Wilkens, and George Hill. The National Anthem was sang by Day 26. They did great!! Mike Epps was absolutely hilarious with his color commentary. After the game there was a concert featuring Dondria, Dorrough, and Lloyd.
We head to the car trying to exit the parking lot…and sure enough a mob of people start running for their lives. My knee-jerk reaction was to hit the floorboard of the car. We all know black ppl don’t ask no questions. Seein a whole bunch of black folks running is all we need to know. This incident dampers our night no less than the rain, so we head back attempting to get ready to go out…but that doesn’t happen! So we just stayed in for the night. In other words due to some fool’s coonery Expo was a bust needless to say.
Mel Gibson wild’n out again with all his racial slurs and threatening to burn the house down if he don’t get a blowjob. You aint that hard up are you? No pun intended. Lmao!!
Lindsay Lohan rumors were going around that she died…but she is alive…she just going to jail.
The Dream’s ugly ass cheated on Christina Milian with some random bustdown. He is crazy. And then you gonna lie about it? I knew something was up when he talking bout he don’t help out with the baby. And I hope yall are getting tested regularly: Mariah-> Nick-> Christina-> Dream-> Nivea-> Lil Wayne-> EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD.
Spencer Pratt is feeling irrelevant again so he’s dressed up as Albert Einstein with his posse at The Hills Series Finale After show. And The Hills may or may not be fake. I’m personally hurt by this.
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged…no words 0_0
Natalie…well I will call her Nat now since we sooo cool haha. Ok maybe our BFF-ness is just in my head but whatever. Anyways Miss Natalie was in Indianapolis at Ice Lounge this past weekend. I was extremely excited about seeing her the whole week of course.
We get to Ice and of course 1st things 1st…gotta go pee haha. Then my friend tells me she see Natalie. I’m supppeerrr hyped. I walk over there wondering if she would remember me but not missing a step. I give her a huge hug. Natalie was like “omg hey girl I’m so glad you are here…come party with me”. SAY NO MORE…I jumped my happy behind to the VIP and we just kicked it hard for the rest of the nite.
I’m still thinkin bout some of the stuff she was telling me…she had me ROLLING!! And unfortunately I had her ROLLING when I fell over the VIP ropes tryna get crunk to the Lil Jon song. Remember that Natalie? Well I mean how could you not…I literally fell face first haha! It’s all good, I can at least say I was not embarrassed lmao! I told Natalie she needs to please save me from Indiana…I hate this place. She was like come to L.A. and I’ll take you out. Then she was like you should def come to Miami tomorrow. I was like Natalie I aint ballin outta control like you…not yet lol. Thanks for the invite however!! Another funny moment was when I told Nat I needed to be on the payroll and I would do anything for her. I was like girl I will take out the trash. She started laughing and said ‘you will have soooo much fun taking out the trash’. Haha. If you understood how the night was going to this point you would understand how funny that statement was. Because at that point I would have had fun doing ANYTHING!!
We took lots of pictures, and had lots of laughs, maybe even gave her a lap dance…lol. At the end of the night I did not want to leave. I even almost cried…hey I was a mess that night so don’t judge me lol. So once again another one for the record books. I’m sorry but NATALIE NUNN AND I MAKE A HELLUVA TEAM!!
In case you have not heard, Elin and Tiger Woods have came to a divorce settlement which has been FINALIZED!! I heard that Tiger offered Elin $325 million. He later said that Elin was not to talk to the media, write a book, or do any interviews talking about the incident ever...not even after Tiger dies. With these stipulations, Elin decided she was going to need alot more bread then that...so she went for the juggular. And they settled on $750,000,000. Yes! That's 750 MILLION DOLLARS. This heffa is getting 3-quarters of a billion dollars! Also in the settlement, Tiger is never to have any other women around there 2 children until he re-marries. Elin has physical custody of the kids, but Tiger is allowed visitation for half of the week. Prenup much???
