A $5 MILLION SITUATION

Jersey Shore star, MIKE THE SITUATION is raking in the dough. He can now really GTL to promote the GFA with his crew, MVP, in MIA, FLA or anywhere in the USA as long as they stay away from the IFF. He will have more than enough money to buy the shirt before the shirt lmao! If you watch this show you know exactly what all that means lol.

The Sitch is estimated to make about $5 million dollar this year. He is now the spokesman for Devotion vodka which is protein infused...strange. He makes about $60,000 an episode for Jersey Shore, estimated to make about $1 million in appearances as well. He is developing fitness products, he has an autobiography on tape, he has also signed endorsements deals with Vitamin Water, Reebok, and another clothing company. And can't forget about his rap song available on iTunes.

On top of all this. Mike is rumored to possibly be on Dancing With the Stars. Can't knock his hustle.

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SOULJA BOY AND KAT STACKS

At this point I can't even hate on Kat Stacks anymore. The fool in this story is Soulja Boy. I was wondering why this nigga look hella skinnier lol. He literally got money to blow haha. Dummy!!!



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BRIAN PUMPER= BAFOON

This negro is on his game with marketing himself and riding the media train all the way to the bank...I'll give him that. But oh boy is lamer than I thought!! This coon made a diss song dissing Jay-z talking about how he can make Beyonce squirt. The song is called is "She Ain't Satisfied" 0_0





This fool is also trying to team up with 50 to make a cd. He wants his own reality show and he wants to sell booty shorts that say "PUMPER" on the butt. Lame x 10!!



Also Chippy D is suing Brian for putting unwanted scenes in the porno they made. THEY BOTH ARE DISGRACEFUL!!



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WHO IS HOOPZ DATING NOW?

Your fave reality star and groupie from VH1's Flavor of Love and Love of Money, Hoopz is now smashing the one and only Shaquille O'neal. Well at least they have been spotted together in several places, including a Wal-mart in Tennessee, where she is from. The two are trying to lay low and be sneaky...good luck with that Shaq. In case you forgot you are 7'2. *KAZAAM*



I guess Hoopz has moved on from T.I. since he recently officially wifed up Tiny.



Hoopz is gettin it in aint she??

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THE DRAKE EXPERIENCE

August 13th was the best day of my life when I went to the Drake concert. I never thought I would go to a concert better then Lil Wayne...but my baby Drizzy took the title!! I love him more then ever. Still can't believe he shouted Fizz and I out and said we had sexy legs. I was literally weak in the knees. Gettin chills just thinking about it. WOW!!

"THE DRAKE EXPERIENCE" MOVIE
*check out Justin Bieber killin the drums around 13:30*

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P.S. YES I WAS THE GIRL WAVING THE UMBRELLA ON TOP OF MY CHAIR ("I SEE YOU GIRL IN THE ORANGE SHIRT, WITH THE SHORTS, AND THE SEXY LEGS" -DRAKE)

BAD GIRLS WILL BE BAD GIRLS

MY BFF, NATALIE NUNN (not really I’m just a lil delusional I suppose lol), Tanisha Thomas, and Florina Kaja have been kickin it apparently and wreaking havoc in the streets of L.A. These def are the 3 baddest girls in the Bad Girls Club despite what you think. And they would make amazing tv. These videos are a bit old…but first time I’ve seen them so that’ s why I’m talking about it lol! Look out for “I Run L.A.” and according to Flo, “Go With the Flo”.

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MONTANA FISHBURNE IS A LOST SOUL

Poor Laurence…I feel bad for him. I wonder how he feels exactly knowing that his young 18 year old daughter aint nothing but a nasty girl lol. I can probably imagine tho… What I really want to know is how is Montana feeling? She must be a wreck on the inside to do all that she is doing. She first f’d up when she said that she wants to be like Kim Kardashian and have a sex tape so she can become famous.

Yo lil girl…who da eff looks up to Kim Kardashian for that reason. I respect Kim’s hustle don’t get me wrong…but she got lucky. Most ppl don’t become super celebs and media whores from having a sex tape. People don’t even think about Kim as the chick who slept with Ray J on film anymore. You see her as a businesswoman. What Montana doesn’t seem to realize is that she will never be anything more than the chick that idolizes Kim Kardashian. I can’t imagine her being in any movies and taken seriously. She can do some modeling for Maxim, Penthouse, and Playboy etc. But she can never be a supermodel now because she’s tainted. She slandered herself (where they do that at?).

On top of all the hoopla of her becoming a porn star…Montana, porn name Chippy D, is facing 6 months in jail for violating probation. What was she on probation for you may ask? She was arrested in ’09 for prostitution. She was ordered to not engage in any sex acts for money. This dummy must have thought porn was the exception. Silly bish! All this is some mess that’s all I know.

And Brian Pumper’s slow behind has a new rap song or something and it sounds a hot mess!! I was going to post it…but this Negro aint getting no play on this blog site. No mam!!! But I will however post this youtube video of him explaining the new porn star process and what not…just so ya’ll can shake your heads like I do every time I see it.



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P.S. PRAY FOR OUR YOUTH