The Situation Enters Rehab + Jersey Shore Update

This explains everything! Did you guys notice how strange Mike The Situation acted this season on Jersey Shore. He was erratic and irrational. He was paranoid all the time and just all out bizarre. Apparently he was dealing with substance abuse and has now entered rehab. Mike tweeted today however, "Do NOT Believe Everything You Hear, Especially from TMZ." I don't know about you but TMZ is rarely wrong...and Mike's rep isn't a very good liar either, stating that Mike spent several weeks resting and recuperation in an undisclosed location. Isn't that a vacation? If it was a vacation, wouldn't they just flat out say that?

Also in case you didn't know Jersey Shore is back for another season. Filming begins this summer. It is unclear if Mike will be on the show due to these circumstances. It will also be interesting to see Snooki, now that she's pregnant. It actually sounds like it's going to be boring now that Snooki can't get plastered.

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Snooki Pregnant?

Oh boy (or girl)! Snooki has denied that she's pregnant. But we all know she's capable of bold face lying, due to her Mike-smushing incident. But according to sources,she is indeed preggo and about 3 months along by her boyfriend Jionni. It is said that she's shopped celebrity magazines to break the story as well and brokered a deal with US Weekly. I can smell a new reality show brewing if this is true. This news is also going to affect the spin-off show of JWOWW and Snooki. They will have no story line or any creative direction if Snooki is plastered and face first in the sand of the beach. Jersey Shore will also be affected if Snooki is a mommy-to-be. Uh well, it's about time for the Jersey Shore crew to retire anyways...

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Interview With Jersey Shore Stalker

If you are a Jersey Shore fan then you are well aware of Pauly D's stalker, Vanessa. Meet Vanessa Sky Ellis. A young woman who has embraced all the hoopla! I reached out to Vanessa and she agreed to answer some of my questions. Check out this quick interview:

STUNNAFIZZ: The internet has deemed you as a professional stalker. Do you agree?

Vanessa: I'm not a stalker I'm a photographer and been getting celebs since I was 12.

SF: What other celebs have you met and where?

Vanessa: I've met almost every celebrity in NY.

SF: How much backlash have you received since your Jersey Shore episodes have aired?

Vanessa: I have more then enough fans coming to me now that I have my own fan page for them and I love the haters they make me.

SF: How did you feel after seeing your episodes and how the cast talked about you?

Vanessa: I've had a conversation with Snooki she said she's seen as an AA member so who cares if you're a stalker it's all about selling. I don't care what they said about me on the show. I'm one of the biggest hits on it.

SF: What was going through your mind when Vinny called you over to introduce you to Pauly?

Vanessa: When Vinny called me over I was just like why?

STUNNAFIZZ readers' questions:

SF: If you could smush Pauly one time, but be sentenced to life in prison, would you do it?

Vanessa: I could live with out smushing Pauly.

SF: Do you have locks of Pauly's hair in a shrine at your house?

Vanessa: I also don't want Pauly's hair lol

I would just like to admit that I would stalk Pauly D's fine self too...just not to that extent HaHa. I would check him out at work, than maybe at the club later that night and leave it at that. What do you think about Vanessa's answers? I also asked her if she could plan a date with Pauly, what would it be. She declined to answer this question however. Anyways check out this video featuring Vanessa:



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Jersey Shore Season 5 Trailer

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In case you missed it...and it premieres on my birthday! YES!!

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Britney Spears & DJ Pauly D Spectacular

Britney, Britney, Britney. What can I say about the incomparable Britney Spears? Besides the fact that I can remember like yesterday, so many years ago, when I first saw her music video for “Oops I Did It Again”. I was sitting in my family room with my younger sister in awe, knowing that moment that she was going to be a star! I remember hoping that my high school would be just like that once I attended. A decade plus years later and I’m still a diehard fan. I’ve been with her through the ups and downs. Marriage, babies, breakups, and breakdowns. So it was by no surprise that when Britney announced her Femme Fatale Tour and dates that I was going. Then to add icing to the cake. The infamous DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore was opening the set. Super excited that I’m going to fist pump the night away…AND Pauly D was hosting an after party. Boy was I tickled!

Night of the concert, I’m getting ready, decked out in my sexy catholic school girl outfit and black thigh high socks, paying homage of course.

The concert featured all of her greatest hits and pyrotechnics to feed our eyes. I loved the concert, but I’m honestly going to say this…If someone wasn’t as diehard as me they would’ve thought Britney’s performance was lack luster. She most def can’t dance like she used to, not even sure if she wants to. At times she was a bit lazy. But Britney can’t do any wrong in my eyes.

Concert is over and we head to Bartini’s for the after party. We pickup our VIP tickets from will call, cutting the lines and head straight to the dance floor. I never in my life thought I would see a club so PACKED for this man. I literally had no control over my body! Whenever the crowd moved, I moved. I felt like I was on a rollercoaster. Finally Pauly D jumped on the 1s and 2s and BEAT THAT BEAT. I had so much fun, until people really started getting crazy. I literally feared my safety, so had to cut the night short. Overall: AMAZING NIGHT!

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Jersey Shore Cast Will be Fired

Finally MTV is getting some balls, because they have been allowing the Jersey Shore kids to run a muck. I'm sure you have heard about all the drama with Vinny claiming to leave the show, and then returning. And then The Situation also threatened to leave the show. Well MTV has had it, and then have stated if any other cast member claims to want to quit the show, threatens to leave the show, or leaves the show in hopes to be able to come back whenever they want, will be fired (Donald Trump voice). Their contract will be terminated.

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P.S. Remember in Season 1 when Ronnie knocked that kid out on the street? Well, he will not have a criminal record, he will just be doing community service for 18 months. He needs to cool it on the steroids!

Vinny Leaving Jersey Shore?

Rumor has it that Vinny is done with Jersey Shore. He reports that he is burnt out and homesick. Apparently while filming in Italy for the fourth season he had been acting out and annoying everyone in the house. When he decided to leave and head back to Staten Island, no one begged him to stay.

And just to twist things up some more...this idiot Spencer Pratt is begging MTV to extend his 15 minutes of fame by allowing him to replace Vinny. He has already semi-threatened Snooki, Situation and Ronnie via twitter. What a nerd!!

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A $5 MILLION SITUATION

Jersey Shore star, MIKE THE SITUATION is raking in the dough. He can now really GTL to promote the GFA with his crew, MVP, in MIA, FLA or anywhere in the USA as long as they stay away from the IFF. He will have more than enough money to buy the shirt before the shirt lmao! If you watch this show you know exactly what all that means lol.

The Sitch is estimated to make about $5 million dollar this year. He is now the spokesman for Devotion vodka which is protein infused...strange. He makes about $60,000 an episode for Jersey Shore, estimated to make about $1 million in appearances as well. He is developing fitness products, he has an autobiography on tape, he has also signed endorsements deals with Vitamin Water, Reebok, and another clothing company. And can't forget about his rap song available on iTunes.

On top of all this. Mike is rumored to possibly be on Dancing With the Stars. Can't knock his hustle.

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