Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A $5 MILLION SITUATION


Jersey Shore star, MIKE THE SITUATION is raking in the dough. He can now really GTL to promote the GFA with his crew, MVP, in MIA, FLA or anywhere in the USA as long as they stay away from the IFF. He will have more than enough money to buy the shirt before the shirt lmao! If you watch this show you know exactly what all that means lol.

The Sitch is estimated to make about $5 million dollar this year. He is now the spokesman for Devotion vodka which is protein infused...strange. He makes about $60,000 an episode for Jersey Shore, estimated to make about $1 million in appearances as well. He is developing fitness products, he has an autobiography on tape, he has also signed endorsements deals with Vitamin Water, Reebok, and another clothing company. And can't forget about his rap song available on iTunes.

On top of all this. Mike is rumored to possibly be on Dancing With the Stars. Can't knock his hustle.

LOVE STUNNA

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

SOULJA BOY AND KAT STACKS



At this point I can't even hate on Kat Stacks anymore. The fool in this story is Soulja Boy. I was wondering why this nigga look hella skinnier lol. He literally got money to blow haha. Dummy!!!



LOVE STUNNA

Friday, August 20, 2010

BRIAN PUMPER= BAFOON



This negro is on his game with marketing himself and riding the media train all the way to the bank...I'll give him that. But oh boy is lamer than I thought!! This coon made a diss song dissing Jay-z talking about how he can make Beyonce squirt. The song is called is "She Ain't Satisfied" 0_0





This fool is also trying to team up with 50 to make a cd. He wants his own reality show and he wants to sell booty shorts that say "PUMPER" on the butt. Lame x 10!!



Also Chippy D is suing Brian for putting unwanted scenes in the porno they made. THEY BOTH ARE DISGRACEFUL!!



LOVE STUNNA

WHO IS HOOPZ DATING NOW?



Your fave reality star and groupie from VH1's Flavor of Love and Love of Money, Hoopz is now smashing the one and only Shaquille O'neal. Well at least they have been spotted together in several places, including a Wal-mart in Tennessee, where she is from. The two are trying to lay low and be sneaky...good luck with that Shaq. In case you forgot you are 7'2. *KAZAAM*



I guess Hoopz has moved on from T.I. since he recently officially wifed up Tiny.



Hoopz is gettin it in aint she??

LOVE STUNNA

Thursday, August 19, 2010

THE DRAKE EXPERIENCE



August 13th was the best day of my life when I went to the Drake concert. I never thought I would go to a concert better then Lil Wayne...but my baby Drizzy took the title!! I love him more then ever. Still can't believe he shouted Fizz and I out and said we had sexy legs. I was literally weak in the knees. Gettin chills just thinking about it. WOW!!

"THE DRAKE EXPERIENCE" MOVIE
*check out Justin Bieber killin the drums around 13:30*

LOVE STUNNA

P.S. YES I WAS THE GIRL WAVING THE UMBRELLA ON TOP OF MY CHAIR ("I SEE YOU GIRL IN THE ORANGE SHIRT, WITH THE SHORTS, AND THE SEXY LEGS" -DRAKE)

Monday, August 16, 2010

BAD GIRLS WILL BE BAD GIRLS


MY BFF, NATALIE NUNN (not really I’m just a lil delusional I suppose lol), Tanisha Thomas, and Florina Kaja have been kickin it apparently and wreaking havoc in the streets of L.A. These def are the 3 baddest girls in the Bad Girls Club despite what you think. And they would make amazing tv. These videos are a bit old…but first time I’ve seen them so that’ s why I’m talking about it lol! Look out for “I Run L.A.” and according to Flo, “Go With the Flo”.

BEFORE:



AFTER:



LOVE STUNNA

MONTANA FISHBURNE IS A LOST SOUL


Poor Laurence…I feel bad for him. I wonder how he feels exactly knowing that his young 18 year old daughter aint nothing but a nasty girl lol. I can probably imagine tho… What I really want to know is how is Montana feeling? She must be a wreck on the inside to do all that she is doing. She first f’d up when she said that she wants to be like Kim Kardashian and have a sex tape so she can become famous.

Yo lil girl…who da eff looks up to Kim Kardashian for that reason. I respect Kim’s hustle don’t get me wrong…but she got lucky. Most ppl don’t become super celebs and media whores from having a sex tape. People don’t even think about Kim as the chick who slept with Ray J on film anymore. You see her as a businesswoman. What Montana doesn’t seem to realize is that she will never be anything more than the chick that idolizes Kim Kardashian. I can’t imagine her being in any movies and taken seriously. She can do some modeling for Maxim, Penthouse, and Playboy etc. But she can never be a supermodel now because she’s tainted. She slandered herself (where they do that at?).

On top of all the hoopla of her becoming a porn star…Montana, porn name Chippy D, is facing 6 months in jail for violating probation. What was she on probation for you may ask? She was arrested in ’09 for prostitution. She was ordered to not engage in any sex acts for money. This dummy must have thought porn was the exception. Silly bish! All this is some mess that’s all I know.

And Brian Pumper’s slow behind has a new rap song or something and it sounds a hot mess!! I was going to post it…but this Negro aint getting no play on this blog site. No mam!!! But I will however post this youtube video of him explaining the new porn star process and what not…just so ya’ll can shake your heads like I do every time I see it.



LOVE STUNNA

P.S. PRAY FOR OUR YOUTH

BAD GIRLS CLUB 5


As some of you may know I’m an avid BGC fan! So there was no way I was going to miss the Season 5 premiere. Bad Girls Club have made their way to Miami…and it looks like they are gonna tear it up on South Beach. The seven self-proclaimed bad girls are: Lea, Danielle, Catya, Brandi, Erica, Kristen, and Miami local, Morgan.

Off the first episode alone I’m diggin Lea the most. Danielle is a nobody thus far; she was acting a lil too peasant-like. I mean come on girl act like you’ve been somewhere before. I guess I’m just referring to when Morgan’s friends came over to the house and Danielle was getting all bent out of shape when oh boy was clownin’ the plastic plates and what not. Like why are you so upset about that? It just told me that she probably doesn’t have much where she comes from, and her cheap clothes attest to that as well. Don’t get it twisted I didn’t come from money either, but I’m gonna fake it til I make it baby LOL!!

Catya…well not sure about her yet either. Cat claims to be a video hoe…I mean video model. She reports that she has dated Beans. I’m sorry but who?? She also is a self-proclaimed gold-digger. Who claims that title? Ain’t nobody gonna holla at you if they see you on tv talking about being a gold-digger. You aren’t cute enough to get away with that mama. Cat has a cute body but for her to be a video model and a gold digger, her clothes are very basic! Interested to see more of this girl, I’m sure the inner hoodrat will come out soon.

Brandi is just a triflin’ little child. Grow up girl…Quick!

Erica tried to come into the house like she was the big dog. Very Florina-esque…she is a cheerleader which is very strange. Can you truly be a bad girl and a cheerleader legitimately? It just seems like you can’t be true to both sides at all times. So maybe she is going through an identity crisis. Exactly what was the point of telling all the girls that you have necklaces for everyone except Kristen, who just walked in the house? Your only justification for not wanting to give Kristen a necklace was because her voice was annoying? Wow! Come on girl you gots to do better. So anyways, Erica goes talking all this mess to little miss prissy Kristen thinking she can run all over her. But Kristen shut the ish down quick! Kristen threw a drink in Erica’s face then slammed the glass down. Who is the big dog now! Erica looked scurred. Hilarious!

Kristen, lil miss pageant girl. I will say I loved her outfit she had on when entering the Bad Girls house. It wasn’t very bad girls-like, but cute nonetheless. She is a blonde dingy chick, which is fine I guess haha. She has a bubbly attitude, and I don’t give a eff attitude which I like. I think the girls thought they could walk all over her, but as Erica discovered that was not the case. Kristen put oh girl in her place off the jump. Kristen seems like an uber party chick, real fun, but she soon turned into a bit of a train wreck. I understand why the other girls were embarrassed by her behavior at the club. She is mad over the top for sure.

My first impression of Morgan was that she was trying to be like Natalie. Her voice does sound like hers however lol. Morgan is a cute girl, not as hot as she keeps telling everyone however. Its kinda like the chicks who try to shove it down everyone’s throat that they are so hot, those are the ones who are tryna convince themselves of that very notion. So maybe she has some self-esteem issues, heck idk. I hope Morgan opens up a lil bit to these girls, because if she doesn’t then there’s really no reason to be on the show. And who were those juicehead guidos she invited to the house? They looked like they stepped straight out the Jersey Shore fist pumping like champs. I saw a comment Morgan wrote on her facebook, stating that she doesn’t like Natalie because she is too much. LMAO!!! Girl what you think you are? I don’t Morgan aight for now I guess, at least she a bish from the get go…so she aint fake that’s for sure.

And last but not least, my homegirl Lea. She is a really pretty girl. She a bit emo I think. I love all her tattoos, and her hair, and her style is sick! I’m not too big on diplomacy lol, have a side!! But in this case her diplomatic ways was very mature. I like that she didn’t get involved with that drama and stupid Brandi’s master scheme of trying to kick out Morgan. Lea was right if yall want to confront her about something you need to do it to her face, not while she is out the house. I wish them heffas would touch my stuff like that. Ooh I’m getting mad just thinking about it. I did not however like that Lea is or was dating a married man. That’s just trifling. Get your own man boo-boo. Why would you want to be 2nd to another broad. She has some growing up to do.

I can’t wait for this season I’ll tell you that much. This looks like it might just be the craziest and most dramatic. I will not like any bad girl like I loved Natalie and you all know that, but this season might just be for the record books. Stay tuned.

LOVE STUNNA


UPDATE: AFTER SEEING A COUPLE MORE EPISODES...MY TUNE HAS CHANGED A BIT. I DO STILL LIKE LEA AND HER STYLE BUT SHE A LITTLE TOO MUCH. SHE WAS RUNNIN HER MOUTH WAY TO MUCH ABOUT MISS NATALIE NUNN ON TWITTER...I DONT FEATURE THAT!! ALSO MORGAN WENT OUT WIT A BANG BECAUSE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES. OXYGEN DID HER DIRTY. PRODUCTION SET HER UP. POOR MOVE ON THEIR PART BECAUSE SHE DEF WOULDA SPICED THE SHOW UP. RIGHT NOW ITS A LIL SALT AND PEPPER TO ME. BUT IM STAYING TUNED...
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